Let the Creative Juices Flow

Ever find yourself at a loss for words when someone does something indescribably stupid? Maybe you're just tired of using the same, old, plain-Jane words every day. I have the cure for you...

It's Urban Dictionary. The Web site where you can go to find creative new ways to use words and, even better, write your own word definitions.

Some are funny. Some are dumb. Many use not-so-nice words in the definitions (don't say I didn't warn you!). Most are pretty creative.

Here's today's term of the day used in a sentence... Who needs or even wants flowers when you can get an enragement ring instead?

My personal favorite is "dumbass."

Here are some random other words used in a sentence...

That librarian had kanus breath.

I've been working at the same place for seven years and just got my third no-motion. My parents are really very embarrassed.

All was going well on Jack's first date with Misha until she was obviously overcome and distracted by dish envy.

I hope Shan's lucky enough to get a ghetto upgrade on her flight to Barcelona.

"Dude, did you read ToadMama's blog today?"

Get the picture? Check it out. When you have absolutely nothing better to do of course.