A post written by one of my favorite
bloggers recently got me thinking. I'll tell you the name of this blogger, which is important because names are the issue here, but I must warn you that she exercises her right to free speech a bit more than I do. By that I mean she cusses. A lot.
That's fine with me. I mean, it's a free country, right? I choose to keep my blog relatively clean. Mainly because my Moms read it. So it's a respect thing. Even if I am almost 43 years old (gasp!). I guess even the
ToadMama can be old-fashioned...
Anyhoo...
Booshy did
a post recently that was basically about there actually being other people in the world known as
Booshy. Which is pretty odd, considering
Booshy is sort of a unique moniker.
But then, so is
ToadMama, right? Right? That's what I was wondering when I turned to Google and learned that, much to my dismay, there are other
ToadMamas out there!

Of course, I had to be all nosy and check these
impostors out. Since they're totally stealing my name. So here's the skinny, in order of their appearance on Google. By the way, I'm the first hit on Google, which is proof that I am the REAL
ToadMama. Agreed?
IMPOSTOR(s) #1: The
ToadMamasThe
ToadMamas are a band, based in
Charlottesville, VA, who describe their style as "hopping Celtic, New England, French-Canadian and American roots music."
Um, what?
It's a good thing their site has some sample
Toad Tunes.
There's a schedule of appearances, too. Oddly enough, the closest one to me seems to be in
Shepherdstown, West Virginia on February 6, which just so happens to be the REAL
ToadMama's birthday.
IMPOSTOR #2:
Doris "ToadMama" PearsonThis nice lady appears to be an
upstanding citizen from Minnesota. She's a bit older than me, but seems relatively normal. Our
pets would not get along, that's for sure. My
three dogs would probably eat her five cats and four guinea pigs. But, get this,
hazelnut coffee and creamer is her favorite. So, we could hang out. She'd just have to leave her pets at home. I think
this is her, too. AND she's on
Facebook.
IMPOSTOR #3:
Tobey aka "
ToadMama"
This particular
impostor appears to be inactive. But I thought it worth mentioning that she's married to a guy named Mike and, in 2007, they were planning a move to
Downeast Maine. I'll have to see if I can dig up more pond scum on this particular individual. 'Cause I love
Downeast Maine. And, if she's cool, I might just have to go and meet her. Huh, guess what? Upon further examination, I have determined that she's
still active on the 'net and looking for friends. Should I send her an e-mail?
IMPOSTOR #4:
Unidentified ToadMamaNot much info here, but there's definite coolness potential. Although, she could be like 12.
NOT REALLY IMPOSTORS, BUT RELATEDSomeone that goes by "
laughingtodeath" at the
Photobucket site created this particular
toadmama, which is cute and definitely worth sharing.
LURVELY: Oddly, I found this
Web page , which somehow or other gathered all of my favorite
Flickr pix for public presentation. Weird.
ART: I now know where to buy a one-of-a-kind polymer clay
horned toad sculpture.
SELLING OUT: There's a
Toadmamma on eBay, but she has nothing for sale at the time of this writing.
So... after much time spent wading through and following links on seven Google pages, that's all I've got. There aren't as many
ToadMama's as I feared.
And I still say I am the REAL
ToadMama.